tristan

he can be the most attractive person ever but when you figure out his personality.. .it just ruins everything. He'll like you, but if he finds a better girl he'll push you to the side and forget you were even there. He'll call you nasty names and he'll even go for your bestfriend OR EVEN YOUR SISTER! He's a huge player and lies alot so watch out for tristan.

Friend: Hey tristan! up for hanging out today?
Tristan: nahh im grounded!

Friend: okay bye then

*tristan invites girls over*

by Romeo&JuliNOT March 15, 2013

TRISTAN

People with this name tend to be idealistic, highly immaginative, intuitive, and spiritual. They seek after spiritual truth and often find it. They tend to be visionary and may inspire others. If they fail to develop their potential, they may become dreamers, or misuse power. With this name their's a deep inner desire to use their abilities in leadership, and to have personal independence. They would rather focus on large, important issues, and delegate the details. Could be known as one of the elite.

The accomplishments Tristan has acheived, with his open mindset. Shows why he is noticed as one of the elite with the anish lifestyle.

by Tric3ratops July 10, 2018

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

tristan

gay suks on dick the size of his mums hand
loves cum and will or aready has had sex with his parents
he will be arrested when he is 15 for stealin a vigina he will have another 10 years in jail for fuking police in jale.
his cock is 1 centemiter

tristan had sex with his mum and dad 15 time by accident because he couldn not resist

by i had sex with him/her November 28, 2017

tristan alligaen

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.

Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!

by engrish doctor December 8, 2017

Tristan Tate

Andrew Tates brother who has hair and wears sun glasses less than Andrew

Tristan Tate still has lots of BuGATies

by Treshawndeandre69 August 6, 2022

Tristan Tate

Sexy motherfucker who pulls all of the bitches and could destroy you in 1 punch, also a top G

hes so cool he must be tristan tate

by anonymous July 24, 2022