treetotaler

-noun

A person who abstains from consuming marijuana.

"Some of the sportier frat boys and your average jocks are treetotalers, that is they are comfortable with corroding their livers binge drinking, but when someone offers to smoke them out, they react as if asked to sign their souls over to the devil."

Treetotalers may abstain for a number of reasons. Epilepsy, other psychoactive conditions or general Straightedge cultural adherence are two common conditions.

by Pabblow November 26, 2010

a filthy tretinik

the act of taking so vile of a shit and wiping it on thee upper lip that it cripples you.

after receiving a filthy tretinik the boy never walked again.

by juanna man XxX February 25, 2011

treetard

An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.

Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.

by el hobo October 29, 2008

Treetop Special

Blowing smoke out while receiving a blowjob.

Ya man, she gave me a treetop special last night. It was great

by bob mcjamerson January 8, 2011

Tri5tan

1 : usually offensive : a person affected with extreme mental retardation

2 : one who is incompetent or unable to succeed; also : something doomed to fail or disappoint

That man is a Tri5tan.

by iMac August 5, 2004

Reggie Tretter

Giving a mustache ride on a person's butthole.

I just gave my old lady the most wicked reggie tretter on my Freddie Mercury type mustache.

by beegerman October 3, 2011

TreeTrunx

The art of completely killin someone in basketball

That dude just went TreeTrunx on that really tan built kid.

by T.P Franetrain January 24, 2006