Traffic day's

Traffic day's means the the last past days have been very long

I have been having traffic day's

by F̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮n̤̮y̤̮ w̤̮o̤̮r̤̮d̤̮ f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮ f̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ June 14, 2016

Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.

Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."

by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017

Traffling

Traffling: The most extreme form of domestic cat kneading or "Making Biscuits," done with straight legs, a high, military step, and an apparent sense of urgency.

Vyacheslav, my twenty-pound Russian Blue, was the perfect companion, except for his incessant traffling on my midsection, which more than once resulted in memorable indigestion.

by BelAir Hilloc December 30, 2018

Traffic DJ

A traffic DJ plays loud music in his car, usually rap, with his sunroof down and all his windows open. Especially annoying during heavy traffic commutes.

I had to drive an entire hour in a traffic jam next to a traffic DJ. It sucked.

by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019

tunnel traffic

When two male friends fight over one female. Ending in the end of a friendship i.e. an accident.

1: Hey man, you and Flynn used to be thick as thieves. What happened to you two?
2: Oh you know, tunnel traffic

by circle_of_distrust September 12, 2013

peach taffy

The scrotum/ball sack of a Caucasian male

I had to move the ol' peach taffy so I could take a buttholefie.

by bert530 March 26, 2017

maple taffy

A treat from Canada most offten sreved during "winter lude" it is made from maple syrup that is boiled then poured over ice and rolled on to a stick.

I went to go get maple taffy

by Ambush1972 June 20, 2017