Spicy Torpedo

the act of shitting down a woman's snatch.

ex. I heard John spicy torpedoed Betsy.

by Tyler Beach February 5, 2009

torpid

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Topher

n. The other half of Christopher, an alternate for Chris.

SOme people call him Chris, but he prefers Topher.

by Chris Beddow April 14, 2004

Crack Torch

A regular lighter set to the highest flame. Used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette

*lighting a smoke*, "yo nigga, u got ur crack torch burnin up!"

by Jewl March 6, 2005

Torpedophile

A torpedo enthusiast

My uncle is a torpedophile. He enjoys polishing his torpedo collection.

by phlurm December 22, 2010

tophat

Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.

"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.

OMFGZZZ what are you doing you complete and utter tophat!!!

by Ash Conman January 8, 2005

Torching

Sticking a blowtorch up your ass and turning it on. Basically the new way to vape

Person 1: Yo you ready to go torching?

Person 2: Yeah man I’m sick of vaping. Let’s torch one up.

by TorchNation January 16, 2019