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Dirt turkey

A girl who goes to ever single bonfire in the deserts, they dance to foot loose because that's the only song they know how to dance to. They wear short short that shows their ugly thigh tattoo, Walmart cowgirl boots, a short tight famous shirt that shows their beer belly, and a flat billed hat. They have slept with pretty much every single person who has a truck and talks down to them, they claim they can out ride anyone on a dirt bike but can't even afford fuel to put in their imaginary dirtbike. They get offended when you say the will be a horrible mother for saying they will bring their kid to every bonfire
Did you see dirt turkey Sara last night at apex? She was bouncing around each truck last night trying to get a good dicking.
by Ranger runner June 4, 2016
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Get Your Turkey

Synonym for "Get Some", get your turkey can be used by either sex to describe the fulfillment of sexual desires.
Lexi: "Oooh. Charles' party saturday night is going to be awesome. I hope Luhhron is gonna be there"
Madz: "Why? You like him?"
Lexi: "Yeah girl. But im nervous around him."
Madz: "Oooh Girl. Just Get Your Turkey!!"


Madz: "I like him so much but his crazy ex is always around."
Lexi: "dont be intimidated by her! That girl ain't the butcher! She cant keep you from getting your turkey!"
by MadzandLexi April 20, 2009
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Turkey neck

Turkey neck is when a dirty bitch gobble gobbling on that fat cock!!
Yo, Jennifer gave me that good turkey neck last night!!
by Big Luke Murphy January 6, 2018
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turkey trots

The wet and ploppy diarrhea you get after eating a bad turkey at Thanksgiving. The "turkey trots" gets its name from annual Thanksgiving day charity races or "runs".
My wife shouldn't have eaten that turkey after it sat out all day. She ended up with a bad case of the turkey trots and ruined her pants in front of the whole family.
by The Dimps January 3, 2017
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Torey

I kind and caring girl with a big heart. She sticks by her friends and is slightly introverted, but when she feels comfortable around someone, she is very talkative.She can be a badass, and looks great while doing it.
by .Nightshade. April 21, 2019
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jive turkey

a. One who speaks as though they know what they're talking about...though they do not. b. a bullshitter.
by Frank July 24, 2003
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Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
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