The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.
Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.
by LUVuTONEY February 6, 2010
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I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".
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"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."
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Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.
Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.
by The Goose September 21, 2003
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