Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis
Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
by cucchiebug May 21, 2018
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took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
by NorseStar November 09, 2022
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Took it too far

They destroyed my life. Destroyed my ability to interact with people. Destroyed my relationship with my only friend. And it's consumed my entire life.
Hym "But I took it too far!? No. No. That kid is fucking deceased. You cocksuckers are going to pay for this is it is the last thing I ever do."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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took-took

Slang word for vagina in Apache, from the 70/80s
She shaves her took-took
by ApacheGirl March 21, 2021
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Took an elvis

Taking a shit and end up dieing in the process or taking a big shit.
by ridder66 July 18, 2019
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Bookie Took

Pronounced: boo-kee too-k)
YOU! Yes, you. Your a Bookie Took. And of course your apart of Bookie Nation. Bookie Took’s are people who do what they love with people they love .. and while laughing. Like.. live, laugh, love as a real life style but so much better. It’s a vibrant fun life. 🍭💋 LIVE, LAUGH, LOVING BOOKIE NATION
A: Hey girly! Ahh look at you, such a Bookie Took
B: Thanks, I tried to make Bookie Nation happy
Bookie Nation: You sure did make us happy girl 😘
by Jaye (reminder: go pray) February 20, 2024
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