toasty

A lie on specific life events

"Oh don't you dare toasty me!"

by prince sucmadic January 14, 2016

Toasty

Being high as fuck

“Im so toasty.”

“Me too man.”

by Basee March 3, 2019

toasty gristle

When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.

I was feeling frisky while cooking with bae so we performed the toasty gristle.

by Lil Peabody January 26, 2015

Toasty Bag

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.

"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"

by kikikikiks January 20, 2019

Toasty

an adj to describe Nano Tissera and Danny Kurily

“nano is so toasty”

by okalexgaskarth May 7, 2018

Toasty

Adj: To Describe Danny Kurily and Nano Tissera.

“yo Danny Kurily is so Toasty”
“ok but so is Nano Tissera”

by okalexgaskarth February 25, 2018

Toasty

A toasty is an incredibly cringe Facebook post

"Aww man, he posted another Toasty"

by Lagomorph May 30, 2025