Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.
Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?
by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009
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Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.
noun
North American
Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.
With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.
by Aeytrious March 2, 2017
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Every woman on the face of the earth, plus any that happen to be in space right now.
"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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Get the Monkey tits mug.breasts or chest on a female found to excite the male observing them - usually causing an erection or hard on and possibly enticing the male to jack off.
by newbruno August 2, 2006
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Went to dinner at the steakhouse the other night and I tell ya, that 28 ounce Ribeye was fucking Tits!
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John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!
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