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Dork Tits

Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.
Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?
by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009
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flapjack tits

/ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun

North American

Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.
With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.
by Aeytrious March 2, 2017
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snake with tits

Every woman on the face of the earth, plus any that happen to be in space right now.

"Stacey and me were so close when we were at primary, but then she hit puberty and now she's like a snake with tits."
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
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Monkey tits

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.
" That fat chick has monkey tits."
by Big Ee April 28, 2014
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nice tits

breasts or chest on a female found to excite the male observing them - usually causing an erection or hard on and possibly enticing the male to jack off.
she had really nice tits and she was kind enough to let me jack off onto them.
by newbruno August 2, 2006
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Tits

Alternate word for awesome, the origin being that there is nothing negative about Tits. big, small, perky, saggy. There's nothing like a nice set of Tits.
Went to dinner at the steakhouse the other night and I tell ya, that 28 ounce Ribeye was fucking Tits!
by Mexican Jay December 11, 2012
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Off my tits

Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.
Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!
by MirreyBirrey May 17, 2010
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