tiddow

expression used after learning of completely, totally awesome occurences.

general form of response to hello, because hello, well, is so passe.

- "hey y'all, I won a contest for best possible hotdog relish topping and they gave me a unicorn! how awesome is that?"

-"tiddow!"

or...

"hey, are you guys throwing a party at your place tonight?"

"tiddow"

or...

"hey!"

"tiddow!"

by em nel October 11, 2007

tito

The most beautiful girl who is not always appreciated. Very loving and caring. Always the finest among her friends and the most loyal person you will ever meet. Very pretty and outspoken. Everyone is always envious of her because she has one of the most amazing bodies. If you meet her never let her go because you will never find anyone like her. Only the luckiest of men get to date her.

I wish I was tito she's so pretty it's not fair

by nameeeeegenerator May 24, 2018

titjob

A surgecally enhanced breast, usually female

That's a nice titjob babe.

by XRIÓôÏS April 1, 2004

titlow

Tall pale skinned individuals customarily having random access to all manner of pirated movies, child pornography and your bedroom window.

Titlow always comes through when I need my fix of kiddie porn.

Person A: "AHHHHH!" Someone was peering in my bedroom window.
Person B: Relax man! It was Titlow.

by Bored on a Saturday December 12, 2010

shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

Titjob

When a man places his penis between a woman’s beasts and the woman proceeds to rap her breasts around the man’s penis and begins to lick the tip of his penis.

Bob got a titjob from that hot black chick from down the street.

by Friar cuck September 28, 2018

Tito

a really greasy, smelly mexican who rarely takes showers.

Look at that Tito over at Taco Bell. I mean come on, take a shower man.

by Karina S. January 6, 2008