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tinder egg surprise

A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
by taerc August 12, 2015
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Tiddles

A term referring to small breasts.
On Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Peanut said: "If they're small, they're tiddles."
by Eon the Wolf May 12, 2009
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Tinder Happy

Wordplay on the phrase Trigger Happy; used to describe somebody who 'likes' every suggestion on Tinder, the matchmaking smartphone app.
Guy 1: "I went a bit Tinder Happy last night when I was drunk, and now I've got so many fugly matches"

Guy 2: "You wanna be careful or you'll give yourself Tinderitis"
by Wmm1989 December 30, 2013
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Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.
Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.
by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014
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tinderbate

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.
"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."
by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014
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Tinder!

The word one hears in their head, sounds like someone yelling TIMBER! when a tree falls, when you realize that your tender Tinder relationship has hit the rocks and is about to go up in flames
Mary Jane could see the invisible Lumberjack behind her closed eyes, yelling TINDER! as the remark she had made to Scott in her previous text still was unanswered after 17 minutes.
by Wild4toys2 March 21, 2017
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tidleywinks

its the word you cry out in passion during a good bowel movement.
its the gay cousin of the tella-tubbies
also known as hanging old people nipples
damn, shes got some long ass tidleywinks

baby, im coming, im coming, oh!! tidleywinks
by Jaden Strait January 13, 2011
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