Theft

A more qualified term for stealing, can also be used as Thefter, regarding theives.

"I was deciding to go on a thefting spree, so I went to the thefter's house and thefted his TV"

by UnderarmSquid May 13, 2006

grand theft auto

Stealing many cars and being chased by the police. People with guns or gangsters tend to do this. Or: Hotwiring an unlocked car and escaping the police. Or Just the process of stealing a car and commiting crimes all at once

Tommy:(Knocks person out of car)
Tommy: whoo! freakin grand theft auto'd that guy

by Nikko April 27, 2005

Tifton, GA

A backwards, country-bumpkin, wife beating, bible-waving hole in the middle of southern Georgia. On the weekends you can find the locals fighting over camoflage margarita machines at Walmart or possibly at the fairgrounds doing things with farm animals. Looking for something good to eat? Follow the smartest of the natives as they have to travel to other nearby towns just to have a decent meal. Planning on throwing back a few beers on Superbowl Sunday? Better plan ahead. This town is still lost in the 1940's. However, it did place 1st in the "Top 100 Towns With the Least Dentists Award" , and it shows. People who live in towns like this have proven to be dumber than rappers, and drug dealers....investing all they're extra money in big tires and neon light kits.

Why would anyone want to live in Tifton, GA?

by smartjack37712 June 10, 2011

Tieitis

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"

by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005

theftolizm

Accusation of a friend or friends of thieving an object that is actually misplaced by the accuser.

"Where is my phone? Girl, I know there is some theftolizm goin on up in here! Oh, here it is in my purse."

by shan_g February 29, 2008

Theftry

The act of stealing something.

You should lock up you jewelry to prevent theftry.

To be used like thievery.

by 317 Mafia December 16, 2008

theftpos

Theftpos is the ridiculous practice observed by many businesses that requires a minimum purchase (usually ten or twenty dollars) before you can pay via eftpos.

Theftpos can also refer to any additional charge or surcharge levelled at a customer for using eftpos.

Although theftpos is referred to by the merchant as a "store policy" it is in fact a price gouge applied to people born after 1930 who don't carry cash with them everywhere.

Theftpos at work:

cashier: that'll be thirty cents.
customer: can I eftpos that?
cashier: no, the minimum purchase is twenty dollars.
customer: ...are you serious?
cashier: yes, it's store policy.
customer: god dammit, I should be able to buy gum on eftpos! This is America!
cashier: no, it's Australia

by kittridge January 23, 2011