a website that sells event tickets
they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets
this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.
they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets
this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.
by Russian Mike September 28, 2004
Get the ticketmaster mug.when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions
when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted
by rain man #1 August 22, 2009
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A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.
"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."
"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
by Mark_J January 16, 2009
Get the two ticket ass mug.A term meaning a person, usually male, of younger age and small size, who is extremely ticklish.
The tickle toy is the victim most often chosen by people
with a tickle fetish to hold or tie down for tickle torture.
The tickle toy may enjoy his position, simply put up
with it, or actively try to resist it. But since his friends know
the secret of his severe ticklishness he will be sought out over and over by tickle fiends who gang up on him, tie him down, and force him into peals of hysterical laughter for hours. Sometimes a burned-out tickle toy will actually have to move away from an area to get relief
from constant tickle torture by well-meaning friends.
The tickle toy is the victim most often chosen by people
with a tickle fetish to hold or tie down for tickle torture.
The tickle toy may enjoy his position, simply put up
with it, or actively try to resist it. But since his friends know
the secret of his severe ticklishness he will be sought out over and over by tickle fiends who gang up on him, tie him down, and force him into peals of hysterical laughter for hours. Sometimes a burned-out tickle toy will actually have to move away from an area to get relief
from constant tickle torture by well-meaning friends.
There goes Tiger- our tickle toy. Saturday we tie him down again and tickle him til he wets himself & passes out!
by RagingZits March 17, 2011
Get the tickle toy mug.The action of tickling someone so vigorously and relentlessly that they shit themselves from laughter. It is used to humble and humiliate people who hate being tickled.
by movieman9040 March 6, 2009
Get the shit-tickle mug.to touch someone lightly in certain regions that causes peculiar sensations, reflexive movements, involuntary laughter
by Marty October 16, 2003
Get the tickle mug.A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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