Tuft of dicks

Three penises inserted into a single hole. Usually the asshole.

Ezra’s Mom preferred a tuft of dicks when it came to filling her gaping asshole.

by Ezra’s daddie June 14, 2018

theft victim

Someone who wears thier white iPod headphones out in public.

Hey look at me! I have a $300 piece of hardware in my pocket. Make me a theft victim.

by Chris Thompson March 29, 2005

wage theft

When your employer/boss/manager breaks the law by not paying you all you're entitled to get. Not paying overtime, not paying minimum wage, deducting money from your paycheck, not reimbursing you for expenses, not paying you on time, paying "under the table", misclassifying you as an independent contractor, etc.

Lisa server broke a couple of bottles when she tripped on the way to the customer's table. At the end of the week, Lisa noticed that her manager deducted the cost of the bottles from her paycheck and remembered about wage theft.

by Solid Rep April 19, 2014

Meme theft

When someone finds a funny meme on the internet and shares it to others without giving credit to the original creator of the image, or claims to be the creator of/own the meme.

Person 1:"Ay man, check out this meme I made!"
Person 2:"Cool."
In group chat:
Person 2:"Hey guys I made a new meme" *shows a meme made by person one*
Person 1:"But I made that meme, that's meme theft!"

by DefinitivelyMemeExpert August 12, 2017

Dork Tuft

An alternative modern name for the douche tag a male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.

Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that dork tuft."

by Phineas T July 5, 2009

Theft

Robbing someone, when someone breaks into your home or business, and steals something.

Someone tried to break into my home, and I introduced them to my Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

by Saints November 18, 2003

grand theft auto

Awesomeness. A great game series (at least Grand Theft Auto III and on) in which you can do whatever you want. Complete freedom. Jack a car/truck/van/motorbike/what the hell ever on the streets. Pick up hookers for health, then kill them for your cash back. Shoot pedestrians and police officers, eventually getting chased by police cars, helicopters, the SWAT team, FBI agents and even the military. The only bad thing about this game series are the twelve year old kids that play it in an attempt to look cool in front of their friends. Those kids need to die. Anyway, if you don't have Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City and San Andreas, end your life and jump off a tall building. Rockstar = God. Kthxbai.

Grand Theft Auto owns my life.

by I like stuff March 23, 2005