three bricks shy of a load

stupid, dense, lacking intelegence

The poor guy must be three bricks shy of a load.

by Light Joker May 18, 2006

Simon Threesome

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

by csemenmonster November 27, 2013

Three Dog

Person who runs Galaxy News Radio.

"Cuz one dog ain't enough and two dogs is too low, so here I am three dog"

by Three Dog February 19, 2009

three bagger

A horribly ugly chick that during sex requires a bag over her head, one over yours, and one on any poor soul that happens to walk by.

Damn shorty did you see that three bagger I picked up last night. I must have been so wasted but damn can she suck dick.

by BlindsideF March 20, 2005

i less than three you

meaning i love you. comes from the IM symbol for a heart
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.

Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!

by babzie May 16, 2006

hole-in-three

The act of cumming in a woman's ass, pussy, and mouth all in one orgasm. It takes both good control and a longer orgasm with a large load.

Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy, continued cumming, and one last time held himself until she rolled over and he was able to complete cumming in her eager mouth completing the hole-in-three.

by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008

three dog night

In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough.

Man, last night was real cold, definitely a three dog night.

by Guido1 March 14, 2008