theospammer

An evangelist who visits discussion groups, especially those used by other faiths or multi-faith groups, posts religious tracts, and doesn't bother contributing to or even reading the follow-up discussion. An example of the theospammer is the Islamic "lorrainelee" from Yahoo Groups, who regularly spams the Pagan and Gothic-lifestyle groups.

Also known as espamgelists and Manic E-Preachers.

Someone please ban that theospammer!

by Dave July 9, 2004

tylor thees

really really cool guy

really really awesome guy

by geoff wetgerdes April 24, 2005

theistic evolution

One's way of denying only enough reality to accept evolution but maintain religious beliefs.

When they discovered that evolution was undeniable, religious people got scared, but said to themselves; "Maybe creation is just a metaphor. I know, I'll invent theistic evolution so I'll be able to accept evolution and still believe in my magic sky fairy!"

by I_RAPE_PIZZAS July 4, 2016

tewskburied

One who's kept too long in the sheltered town of Tewksbury (NJ) and therefore buried in naivete. Also has misunderstanding of the value of a dollar and wastes money away frivolously.

God, they're so Tewksburied. Those kids will never survive in the real world!

by frankie April 4, 2005

Theis

Theis is a fucking bitch that likes cheating on people is often very fat and a big fuckboy.

Person 1: What that person was really annoying
Person 2: He must be a Theis

by Thexlittlexduck September 11, 2019

Thesaurusized

A) To use way too many words when just a few will do, thus, meekly, trying to project an image of experience and knowledge where such does not exists, or has been mis-integrated by the user, causing a belief it is quantity which rules, not the quality and directness of the prose or verbal discription, thus generating the stench of verbal or written diarrhea to permeate the area or writing.

When asked to write a one paragraph discription of his favorite class, the student thesaurusized it into a six page tome. The Admission Reader was not pleased.

by Joop February 19, 2006

Anti-theist

The common redditor. Not to be confused with atheist, these are retards. Someone who is a bitch and the "nice guy". Also thinks that freedom of religion shouldn't exist and everyone should go and jack-off to the holiness that is atheism.

Anti-theist: I think religion is super stupid. A Hur dur dur dur.
Lady: hi
Anti-theist: Mi'lady. Can I smell the beauty that is your feet.
Lady: Ew.
Anti-theist: Why don't girls ever go for the nice guy.

by Ace96- August 17, 2023