Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard

I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower

by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020

Freckly Flower

A nickname used to describe someone with both a breathtaking personality and appearance, usually used to compliment ones freckles.

"I love you too! Goodnight my beautiful Freckly Flower"

by Hahahasofunnyy May 27, 2012

Flower cock

A beautiful and fully bloomed cock

Wow what an amazing flower cock

by The.more.you.know. March 16, 2017

chinese flower

A sexual act when the male, puts his hand in a fist like shape, inserts his fist into the females vagina, and opens his fist. Like a flower

Dang did you hear that Billy Chinese flowered Jessica last night

by Graham the Spam May 12, 2016

Flower Stomper

The female equivalent to Cock Block

Brittany, stop preventing me from flirting with that dude. You're being a "Flower Stomper".

by MadWoman4 May 11, 2018

Sour flower

A vagina that is hot , sweaty, and smells like tuna.

I met up with a girlfriend after work yesterday and she made me have a sour flower! I rushed home and brushed my tounge to get rid of my tuna breathe.

by Raznhell2442 April 17, 2015