Swamp Donkey

A sweaty, nasty penis... but a big one at that.

She took my swamp donkey up her layman’s entrance.

by Richard Kingstong October 18, 2019

Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.

Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul

by Mellyaura March 10, 2018

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a lazy or slow person who likes winking at people of the same sex.

she is such a swampdonkey pitchin woo on the job and not keepin up

by big e October 21, 2003

Swamp donkey

A shit so big it pokes out of the water. When you try to flush it’s too big and it won’t go down.

Hey Jim!
Yeah buddy what’s up?
Last night I took a shit so big. It wouldn’t flush and it was poking out if the water!!
Well bro, looks like you dropped a swamp donkey.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2018

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 15, 2018

Swamp donkey

a swift footed swamp ass slut that sleeps with every hairy, dick, and sometimes cool cats known as toms, and some may rock a mushroom top

"So i tell the swamp donkey to sock it before i give her a trunk in the treys' mans' entrance and have her lick me apples". On a Euro trip

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Swamp Donkey

Noun. An extremely unattractive person.

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".

by Simox August 05, 2011