Soak

Larry

Damn he’s such a fuckin soak. His name must be Larry.

by Mrmom22202 March 2, 2021

Soaking

Something LDS unmarried couples do at BYU university. A man puts his penis in a woman’s vagina and they don’t move. Experts at this will have someone else present who will jump on the bed to provide stimulation.

Lora and John, two students at Brigham Young University (BYU), engage in soaking. Bella jumps on the bed while they do this so they move just enough to be stimulated. They do this because they are children of God.

by TheFairLadyAcrossTheStreet October 21, 2021

Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.

“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”

by Abo965 May 31, 2025

Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed

OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??

by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024

Soak the Mormon

Bend the rules to get what you want in life with out the act of sin.

"Adam would soak the mormon by pretending to be ill before school"

by morman123Secretsexerx February 4, 2022

Mississippi soak

Inserting your member into a chicken or small fowl. Then hold said fowl against a wall or stationary object with your own dead weight and remain motionless. The kickin chicken will do the rest of work. The harder chickens to catch are the top performers. The effort is typically worth the reward.

Friday evenings I like to unwind with a little Mississippi soak and a vintage bottle of OxyContin while MeeMaw is at bingo.

by Bluebillattii April 6, 2024

soak on it

Like "sleep on it" but for less than a day.

Ankar said, let's soak on it.

by adhillonwedding September 26, 2017