Telstra

like all phone companies they have terrible in store and online service

Greg walking to Telstra: oh yes they have a hospital for phones I am pleased and am hoping its free to fix my phone.
Greg in Telstra : excuse me my phone has a weird beeping sound on it.
staff: psssh muthafucka that's because you have a virus.
Greg: what did you call me?
staff: your a man slut with a old ball bag.
Greg: FUCK! (smashes the phone)

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 9, 2018

Teluguthammullu

A casteist breed in telugu states. Widely Known for their 100rs biryani ,quarter royalstag campaigning. Olympic gold prize winners in slipper throwing in the year 1995.Did bathroom cleaning in many partyoffices in different years during elections.

He : Hey where are buffaloes?
She : which breed?
He: Teluguthammullu breed
She: go to viceroy hotel

by Donmama June 18, 2018

Telysha

Is very annoying, extremely weird and she can not stop talking for more than 7 mins at a time. She spends a lot of time being weird and getting "love" from her dogs. Her parents are just As mean to her as her friends because she is an absolute weirdo. anyone with this name needs to get their head examed because there is something seriously wrong with this girl

Kid: *being weird/annoying*
MUM: this is why you are called Telysha!!!

by ohdamn only the truth July 30, 2019

Telastalking

Using telepathy to remote view someone and find out private information or private thoughts.

I was telastalking Donald Trump to find out what he was doing at the White House and discovered he had corona virus before it was announced on TV

by Ascended Master 1111 March 28, 2021

Teluge

Teluge is a Thalasin+ emotion, Thalasin+ is one of Gooseworx's videos

i am feeling teluge today

by ghyhgcgyhughjkiop January 13, 2022

Telstra

Company that was percieved by geeks to make them cool if they voiced their slanderous opinions about it - about 3 years ago. It's about as impressive as Microsoft-bashing now.

Hey, I hate Telstra, am I cool yet?

(no, you're just a wanker.)

by Chris December 21, 2004

telestalker

An actor or actress who seems to be in every movie, television show, or advertisement that you see.

1."Did that commercial just say that Titanic is going to be on TV tonight? I just watched The Aviator yesterday! Leonardo DiCaprio is totally telestalking me!

2. "Nicholas D'Agosto is a total telestalker. First, I see him in Heroes, and then he ends up being in the episode of Supernatural that was just on!"

by MadisonB February 4, 2009