technicolor-yawn

the most awkward yet awesome blog in all the land of tumblr.

Have you seen technicolor-yawn's blog, it's so gnarly!

by catnipfair April 16, 2011

Technician

What you call a useless fucking mechanic

Andrew is fucking useless and doesn’t know between dog shit and a muffin.

He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “

by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020

technically

to start a sentance instead of basically

technically the animalls came in 2 by 2 horrah horrah!
so technically nothing is on my agenda tommorow..

by leogets2007 October 22, 2006

TECHNICOLOR YAWN

Throwing up in the toilet bowl

He drank too much which resulted in a technicolor yawn.

by Garrett Wintergreen May 2, 2006

technical virgin

When a girl has been told all her life by her friends and family that sex is bad and unnatural... and she has a boyfriend who wants sex... she usually takes the easy way out by doing everything except the actual act. This usually means the said boyfriends penis will go in her hands, up her ass, and in her mouth, anything to get the boy to pleasure her back. All women are weak. They know they cant call themselves virgins, so they go by this term, always using that little loophole to get the pleasure they desire.

Stacy calls herself a technical virgin.
...Stacy is a whore.

by MichaelTheAwesome February 17, 2006

bi-technical

To be technically savvy in more then one field of engineering. To be able to swing between two groups and to take things head on.

Jason Graham is bi-technical because he works in basemap and survey.

by leon206 May 6, 2009

Hydration Technician

A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.

Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.

by Anthony Frayn May 1, 2010