Tchiery

People named Tchiery are often both mentally and physically slow and often referred to as retarded. They are exceptionally fat of obese and may manipulate friends and family. They are very feisty and may act confident despite being weak inside of them. They may bully or insult others despite being no difference and will always resort to violence or retaliation when they dont get their way.

I hate people named Tchiery...

by Crazy Squirrel June 18, 2023

techzema

A form of eczema or contact dermatitis caused by prolonged and direct contact of technological devices to skin. These devices can include, but are not limited to, headphones, earphones, wireless devices, virtual reality headsets, smart watches, smart phones, etc.

Irritation to the skin can be caused by a combination of allergenic material, nonporous material, contaminated surface of device (mold, fungi, mildew, bacteria, etc.), lack of ventilation to the skin, perspiration, and chronic usage of irritating device(s). History of skin allergy, sensitive skin, and sensitivity to allergens may complicate Techzema.

Symptoms may include inflammation of skin, discoloration of skin, slight swelling, bumps, blisters which may or may not ooze nd crust over, itching, dry skin, cracked skin, pealing skin, tenderness, burning.

If you experience techzema, discontinue use of suspected technological device(s), wash effected skin area with cool water, disinfect irritating device and contact your health care provider.

“Yes, I see that rash over your face. It looks like it could be a case of techzema. You should take a break from your VR headset, and give it a chance to heal.”

“I can’t wear my headphones! My ears are itching and burning from techzema. So if you don’t like the noise, leave! I don’t care if you ARE my boss! I can get a librarian job anywhere!”

by Cravicky July 31, 2023

Techler

techler

a person who says shit while someone is trying to do a tech presentation.

A techler screwed the CTO over during his presentation and now the stock is collapsing.

by Not a Chief Chief Officer September 24, 2023

Tethie

an absolute weirdo, ngl. but we all love him anyway.

"dang, tethie's so fun to be around."
"ikr?? his gf is soooooooo lucky."

by kyukyu :p October 12, 2023

TèChaele

Meaning talented , smart , Beautiful , lady she is the understanding nice and is super quiet , she really respectful and honor people.
TèChaele means honors and respect

TèChaele is late to school today.

by Harry tump November 29, 2023

Techectomy

The act of removing technology for a period be at one hour, or one day to recover from technology overload.

I performed a techectomy yesterday by putting my phone and computer away for an hour and I felt much better.

by anonymous February 18, 2024

Technel

A word used to insult tech bros, which is meant to poke fun at them for their often pretentious nature and how they will often suck the nipples of Elon musk. A technel is someone who is easily suckered into buying gimmicky gadgets just so they can drone on and on to people who couldn't care less about the specs of it. Often times the technel will wonder why nobody invites them to parties and why women don't call back after the first date.

Technel: "My cyber truck has 200 kwh of charge and goes from 0-60 in .2 seconds! It even comes with a tent option for a measly 3k extra! bet you're so jealous!"

Person: "imagine flexing the fact that you paid 80k for an overpriced Pontiac Aztec that will be completely rusted out in 6 months."

by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024