Truth

The absence of doubt

A: I undoubtedly told her what happened
B: The truth?
A: Always.

by alcermalock April 13, 2010

Battle Trout

A person or couple that like shiny, tacky things, think bigger is always better no matter what the cost, top any story you have, have huge egos and swim in schools with other's like them trying to out do each other.

I wouldn't hang out with them they are battle trout.

by Marie1983 October 7, 2009

Ministry of Truth

The single most malevolent thing I've ever heard in my life. Jesus Christ....

Iam "I just don't understand why you guy have to be this way... Ministry of Truth!?"

Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."

Iam "God... Why?"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

trout slap

On IRC, the act of using a (in most IRC clients) built-in command to slap another user. Frequently used for comic effect.

<@John> /slap Jim
*John slaps Jim around a bit with a large trout
<+Jim> wtf man why did you trout slap me

by LordKelvin May 4, 2008

troothsayer

A pencil-necked piece of shit wimp who pays women to have sex.

Hey man, you have no game, so why not just troothsayer that chick?

by Dark Lord of Corona December 15, 2008

awkward trout

The act of slapping your hand between ones legs when they least expect it. If performed correctly it should feel as if a trout is flopping between your legs and the whole situation should become mildly awkward. This should be done to strangers for the maximum effect. *Warning* This act may make your victim uncomfortable enough to sue you for sexual harassment. Not recommended for making new friends.

"Steph was beat down in an alleyway last night after giving an some fool a kick-ass awkward trout"
-joe
"Cracka ass bitch had it comin"
-roger

by Joe R. December 22, 2007

trough lolly

those yellow cakes in a men's urinal

"I'm gonna call my band the Trough Lollies" Jane, 1995

by glasrauch April 8, 2003