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Johnny Twitch

A god among men, Johnny Twitch is the one who deliberately tries to be uncool, just to be different. He will crossdress and still get all the ladies, but he doesn't care about that, because most of the ladies only want him for how ultimately cool he is.
Johnny Twitch could create a nation just by wishing he were a king, but he won't do that because being a king would make him popular, and that's the last thing Johnny wants to be. Johnny Twitch is a rebel who doesn't identify with any cause, he rebels for the sake of rebellion; Johnny does what he wants to and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks, because it's his life; Johnny is versatile and can play an array of instruments, including the little known crwth; Johnny remembers anything he sees; he can reproduce any sound he hears- but he doesn't because that would make him trendy, and Johnny Twitch doesn't follow any trends, because he IS the trend.
Johnny Twitch while looking in the mirror, smoking reefer, having sex, and playing guitar simultaneously: "Yes, I do believe they are right- I /am/ God.
by sxebill May 27, 2010
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Text-n-twitch

Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.
You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver is looking at his/her lap...

'Hah. That chick needs to practice. She's got a bad case of the text-n-twitch...'
by BIGmack101 May 18, 2009
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Indian slow twitch muscle fibres

Special fibres present only in people of Indian Subcontinent origin. They are superior to other muscle fibres. This claim can be verified on the Bollywoodpedia .
Oh wow Cam’s got amazing Indian slow twitch muscle fibres, unlike Max who has inferior muscle fibres due to consuming small wiener causing steroids.
by Max IsA Benchod May 31, 2019
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After Twitch

An involuntary or uncontrollable spasm and or movement of the penis immediately following an intense ejaculatory session.
I attained after twitch after getting head from my girlfriend.
by DJ T-Skullz January 20, 2011
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Dick twitch

When your dick twitches unnoticeably and uncontrollably
by Doorhanblue January 3, 2017
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twitching

A combination of Twitter and bitching, where someone uses their Twitter account to complain about life.
This guy cut me off and I was totally twitching about it later.
by LongRanger2 April 19, 2009
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Tootch

The wrinkled part of skin surrounding the anus.
"Dude, i totally had some gnar diarrhea that messed up my tootch something fierce."

or

"Man that dingleberry was cemented to my tootcher."
by vursatyl August 11, 2008
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