by _lupical May 22, 2022
Father Jamison is one of the many gods of the pantheon. He uses his signature belts to do godly stuff. Other gods include: god, Gandalf, El Gabe, Surgeon Shane, Soy Sauce God, and Truly Cool Uncle.
by Chaplain Yoinkerton October 28, 2019
A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.
One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.
A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.
Plural is Butt Fathers.
It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
by GentlemanChapNuts October 14, 2010
Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
by hermionemate August 20, 2015
by sea_monster June 16, 2013
A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH
by BrookieJay February 09, 2014
Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃
by Wilted Roses June 16, 2019