your father

a human who has not come back from the milk store.
by _lupical May 22, 2022
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Father Jamison

Father Jamison is one of the many gods of the pantheon. He uses his signature belts to do godly stuff. Other gods include: god, Gandalf, El Gabe, Surgeon Shane, Soy Sauce God, and Truly Cool Uncle.
Person 1: Father Jamison is my favorite god.
Person 2: I prefer El Gabe, Master of the Void.
by Chaplain Yoinkerton October 28, 2019
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Butt Father

A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.

It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.

One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.

A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.

Plural is Butt Fathers.

It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
by GentlemanChapNuts October 14, 2010
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fuck father

Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
by hermionemate August 20, 2015
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Fathers Day

The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.
'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'
by sea_monster June 16, 2013
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convenience father

A man who is only a father when it is convenient for him to be, for example, when he wants to look like a good dad to impress someone. -BJH
Oh look, there goes Eric being a convenience father again since he has a new girlfriend.
by BrookieJay February 09, 2014
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Father's Day

Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃
Person 1: "Father's day is great!"
Person 2: "I can agree!"
by Wilted Roses June 16, 2019
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