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Waffles with Syrup

The act of classic Canadian sex, where maple syrup is used as lubricant and then the girl's syrupy pussy is eaten out afterwards, making it a waffle with syrup on it.
"I just had waffles with syrup for breakfast, if you know what I mean, eh?" *wink wink*
by puglover90 September 3, 2015
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Raple Syrup

A sugary sweet concoction that tastes great on Roflwaffles. Only created by somone of extreme Pwnzerism
Steve:Omg did you see that shot
Jesus:Yeah that was like Roflwaffle with some raple syrup on top
by Gorilla Thumbs January 25, 2009
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Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy
by ChefPubert May 30, 2009
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Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.
Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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Arm Pit Syrup

Arm Pit Syrup is what hot football boys get after a 3-hour practice in long-sleeved shirts, and is often the direct result of the lack deodorant. Although in extreme cases of ARM PIT SYRUP, the deodorant can also contribute to the problem.

It is the thick build up of arm pit sweat and dead skin, mixing together to make a lethal & deadly chemical potion that would kill most normal folk. There are no known cases of someone dying from Arm Pit Syrup, but there are documented cases of people passing out from a good whiff of it.

Also can be known as "Arm Pit Butter," but ARM PIT SYRUP sounds way cooler.
Example 1: Dustin came home from football practice and messaged his No. 1 Ho, informing her that he was covered in Duck Butter and Arm Pit Syrup. Although his No. 1 Ho thinks it's hot, he took a shower and washed his goodies clean.

Example 2: This armpit syrup of mine is gonna cause heckfire all over town if I don't hop in the shower and get clean!
by Miss Diane November 9, 2008
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Couch syrup

The liquor one hides in a couch (and throughout the house) while pretending to be sober
Aunt Claire said she would stop drinking, but we keep finding all the couch syrup she has hidden away.
by Bernard Snatchly August 17, 2013
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Maple Syrup ...French Toast

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1. A common greeting between friends.

2. A song by the band Gruvis Malt.

3. A damn fine delicacy.
1. "Hey, buddy. Maple Syrup." "Dude ...French Toast. I haven't seen you in ages!"

2. "Did you hear the new song by Gruvis Malt? Its called Maple Syrup ...French Toast."

3. "Damn. I'm having an orgasm from this Maple Syrup ...French Toast. Its like an orgy in my mouth."
by Mike of the Jungle September 28, 2005
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