wank sesh

the act of mass wanking. Often performed by scouts or cadets or at a sleepover where a room full of lads all simultaneously jack off

We had this massive wank sesh last night

by Stevie wonderfull February 11, 2007

bone sesh

To have sex. Bone = to have sex, ie. act of using one's boner. Sesh = shorthand for session. Usually preceded by some level of makeout sesh.

John: Yo dude where'd you end up last night?
Mark: This chick's place. Had a pretty serious bone sesh too, once we found a condom.

by The Triple Word Store October 25, 2012

sesh

To have fun, rave, party, have a good time, exceeds all expectations

Often used with the word "bare" to form "bare sesh" for when the sesh was epic

Could also refer to a sexual experience

Last night was an epic SESH!

by bare V-man May 30, 2010

sesh

to somoke cannabis with a group of friend( usually in circle)

does not mean to have sex with one person

hey maggie how was that sesh in the garrage last week.

hey bek diddnt have a sesh thier was only two of them!

by stoner man April 2, 2008

Sesh

An abbreviation for "session". Used when you want to something private with your friends such as play XBOX (or box), go to a club, talk on the phone, or to talk about secret things with a limited amount of people.

Yo, box sesh later?

Definetly yo see you there.

by Colecch December 1, 2010

Seshlord

Someone who dedicates their life to the sesh, either with friends, strangers or alone, in any given environment, at home, at a party, on public transport or even at their grandma's house. Someone who goes through life in such a way that the sesh always takes priority over everything. Over family, friends, relationships, health, food , hydration, personal hygiene and work. A total enthusiast, or in other words an absolute G. I ❤️the sesh.

"Mate, you're an absolute seshlord, a true inspiration to me and others, every single day."

"Guy's, lets head down to Bristol, get some seshlords on the firm, and party on a non-stop basis until Thursday week."
"Hey, do you know that English legend with the dreadlocks who lives near Toulouse in France, in the forest? ...he's the ultimate seshlord"

by Spiritualist February 10, 2020

Seesh

A word i made up, that i use in replacement of shit, gosh, damn, jesus, etc.

-A

seesh those shoes are very nice okrrrrrr

by noseybitchesdie June 2, 2018