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carpet surfing

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.
Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.
by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm March 21, 2009
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Hotel Surfing

The art of running around hotels at night, riding the elevators like crazy and causing overall havok at a hotel
" man that hotel surfing was intense!"
by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005
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party surfing

Attending more than two parties in one night. Generally accompanied with drunken/stoned driving, stealing alcohol or anything you can get your hands on from each party, and fucking as many chicks as possible.
Jim: "Aw fuck man, me Jack and Daniel went party surfing on New Years, got so fucking hammered, crashed the Beamer. Fucked two mutt as chicks and got head from Andrew's little sister. Or so I've been told."
Pete: "Sounds pretty eventful."
Jim: "Yeah, still, woke up with an iPod on the morning, fuckin' sweet."
by lurk pawtur December 30, 2008
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surfing the crimson tide

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
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Friend surfing

Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.
Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...

Friend surfing!!
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
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roomba surfing

The act of cruising and balancing oneself on a roomba in motion.
just saw my 2 year old nephew roomba surfing

hes light enough to be roomba surfing while roomba's working on cleaning up. i love my roomba.
by latte17 July 20, 2010
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Cock Surfing

When a gay man stays with another gay man and pays with sexual favors instead of money. Typically occurs when the host is in the house.
Joey went Cock Surfing in New York for a week. He didn't spend any money, but instead payed with his ASSets.
by Jbb123 December 30, 2016
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