Stretch

A colloquialism used in New Zealand to denote something that is 'over the top' or exaggerated.

Bob: Hey bro, check out the size of that dude's biceps, he must do nothing but curls!
Jim: hahaha, what a stretch!

Jim: Dude, where did all these harlem shake videos come from?
Bob: I know.. It's a fuckn stretch...

by MOOSEcannoN April 14, 2013

Stretch

To over do something, usually when talking or explaining something.

Wow you really stretched that explaination.

by CollingsLakes,NJ February 13, 2017

stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

by Violence. August 5, 2007

Stretch

To murder or to kill

I'll stretch these cowards out; trying my sect.

by AKSpitta December 9, 2016

Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)

This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.

Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.

No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch

by dan, todd January 15, 2007

stretch

a limousine

Julio! Get the stretch!

by pikkumyy November 19, 2014

7th Inning Stretch

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.

Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.

by Elegance January 31, 2010