Bendy straw 

Reference to a male penis that is slightly bent or curved.

"He has a bendy straw!"

Bendy straw by bidderbush March 12, 2009

scoopy straw 

A piece of a drinking straw, approximately an inch and a half to two inches long, with the top half of the tip of one end cut off. (Similar to the red ICEE straws.) Designed for getting powdered drugs neatly and safely out of their baggies and onto a mirror or counter for sniffing.

Gimme that scoopy straw and a blade, Ill lay you out a line.

scoopy straw by KrEl November 11, 2006

ass-straw 

Someone who likes the ass juice.

Your such an ass-straw!
Dude your boss is an ass-straw...

ass-straw by Xer0 July 2, 2003

crazy straw 

What one requires while drinking alcohol. Must be certifiably insane and come in a padded box. Epically awesome. Warning: owner runs the risk of the straw breaking out at night and murdering you in your sleep.

Allison: Hey Ty, I got a six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Ty: Well, let me just get my crazy straw and let's go to town and have an epically awesome night!

crazy straw by Parolles February 5, 2010

whatever sucks your straw 

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

whatever sucks your straw by dordan jewert May 16, 2010

First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

First straw by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

Brown Straw 

Taking a straw and blowing cocaine into another's butt.

"I took the brown straw to her butt and blew!"

Brown Straw by Beachwood June 18, 2016