Scottsdale

A city in Maricopa County, Arizona, which is considered part of the Phoenix Metropolitan Area. Scottsdale has a reputation as possessing a highly affluent population, represented by its abundance of country clubs, golf courses, ratio of five nail salons to each square mile, and its retail crown jewel, the overpriced Scottsdale Fashion Square. This is part myth, however, as in fact many Scottsdale residents are actually middle class to upper-middle class and merely try to maintain an appearance of affluence by living off their overextended credit.

All the Targets in Scottsdale are full of cougars in velour tracksuits. Let's go down to Tempe Marketplace instead.

by bunnyfingers December 19, 2008

Scott Tenorman

Sub-character on South Park, episode 501, where Scott sells Cartman his pubes for 10 dollars. After Cartmen learns from Kyle, Stan, and Kenny that you have to grow your own pubes, he seeks revenge on trying to get his 10 dollars back. After many failures, Cartman makes the ultimate plan. He decives everyone into thinking that he is going to have Radiohead, Scott's favorite band, come to Cartman's "Chile-Con-Carnival", where he is going to have a pony bite off Scott's weiner. Instead, Cartman tricks Scott into thinking this, but instead the Redneck that owns the pony kills Scott's parents, when they try to take it after Scott tells them that a pony is being held at the Redneck's farm; trying to make it so Cartman's plan is foiled. With the parents dead, Cartman takes Scott's parents, spends a night with a hacksaw, and has a surprise for Scott at the Cook-off. When they are switching Chile to taste, Scott thinks that Cartman is eatting a Chile full of pubes, but what is really Chef's chile. Cartman reveals to Scott his plan, and tells Scott that Scott is eating his parents, who Cartman hacked up. Radiohead comes and tells Scott he is a crybaby and uncool kid. Kyle and Stan promise never to mess with Cartman again.

"Ha ha ha hah ha ha, I made you eat your parents!"

by OvalvaSix January 5, 2005

Scott Borchetta

A douche who makes up excuses for the obviously untalented.

(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)

That Scott Borchetta is a douche!

by AAG8 February 7, 2010

Scott Walker

n. (idiom) - The remnants of Koch paper products that occasional­ly cling to the shoes, garments, buttocks, and perianal regions of an individual that has recently used a public restroom and left in haste.

In their rush to end collective bargaining, several Republican representatives returned from the restroom with Scott Walkers on their person, most with visible signs of feces.

by Concerned Wisconsinite March 13, 2011

scott-scott

1. An alternative name for a vibrator or dildo.
2. Your snatch's best friend.

1. Honey, will you get me a scott-scott for Christmas.
2. The community scott-scott ran out of batteries.
3. Laura must be so loose because her scott-scott is huge.

by Scott Scott March 26, 2008

Scott Caan

The sexy actor known for his roles in Oceans 11; Oceans 12 & Oceans 13; Entourage; and Hawaii Five-0. (NOTE: there are many more these are just a few!) His father is famous actor James Caan.

Girl1: Did you see the Hawaii Five-0 ep last night?
Girl2: Hell yeah! Scott Caan looks so sexy shirtless!
Girl1: IKR!?!

by katiessilvercamaro September 5, 2012

Scott’s tot

On an episode of the tv series “The Office”, main character Michael Scott (Steve Carell) realizes he cannot keep a promise he made to a group of underprivileged children ten years ago: that he would pay for their college tuition provided they graduated from high school. These students are Scott’s tots.

Look at that Scott’s tot female. She looks like she wants to be touched by Scott’s parts.

by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020