You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
by Dan Fox August 13, 2003
Get the spoff mug.That thing where you almost walk in to someone, so you step to the side, but they step to the same side, and then you keep on going until one of the people stands still and then you keep on walking.
by thisisnotmyrealname47223 December 9, 2011
Get the Stoffle mug.Head of Neuro-Virgin surgery. By inserting staff member can induce vaginal swelling thus relieving patient of delusions of still psychologically believing one's non-existent virginal status.
Dr. Rod Staff Member upon examination suggested to Miss. Britney Smears that she swallow the Dong an Binding load and she eagerly cum-plied. She's also suffers from gagmire relflex disorder.
by Cramaconda December 10, 2006
Get the Dr. Rod Staff Member mug.To chug a small coffee at 3:30pm to fend off the afternoon crash. This will give you all caffeine at once, so it wears off at once, and you can still get to sleep at night.
The Boss: "WILSON! are you falling asleep at your desk again?"
Wilson: "Sorry boss."
The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"
Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."
The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"
Wilson: "Sorry boss."
The Boss: "You better get some caffeine or your fired!"
Wilson: "I can't boss, it will keep me up all night."
The Boss: "Oh jesus, don't be a pussy Wilson and scoffee it!"
by JimmyWOW November 22, 2010
Get the Scoffee mug.A scoffing snort; to snort in scorn. Often occurs as a reaction to an uninformed suggestion or action.
Can be used in a condescending tone, to counter an overstated compliment or, if accompanied by a smile, as an expression of dork-endearment.
Sometimes comes out in the form of a "pfff!", "please!", "tcha!" or similar exclamation.
Not to be confused with a snorting laugh (snork).
Can be used in a condescending tone, to counter an overstated compliment or, if accompanied by a smile, as an expression of dork-endearment.
Sometimes comes out in the form of a "pfff!", "please!", "tcha!" or similar exclamation.
Not to be confused with a snorting laugh (snork).
He snoffed at his proud mother's statement that any girl in the world could be his girlfriend.
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The snobby veteran snoffed at the ignorant techniques of the young rookie.
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The snobby veteran snoffed at the ignorant techniques of the young rookie.
by Nick Sherman November 5, 2008
Get the snoff mug.De stafford is a shit hole but the best shit hole you will ever see because we are United as a school and some of us may be chavs but even so we are proud to go to this amazing shit hole!
by I go to de stafford bitch! April 22, 2018
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