Wedding Speech

The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.

Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!

by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018

stepchildren

Children of your new wife; complete drains on your patience and bank account. Good at practicing mind control, especially when they want something from you (money, car repairs, etc). AKA The bitches from hell.

Dave: Hey Mike, we still going to the Dbacks game?
Mike: Fuck no! The stepchildren have convinced their mom they need new clothes!

by thegivers November 10, 2009

Emo Stench

1. A certain vibe that fills the air when Emo's conglomerate. It is often felt outside of "My Chemical Romance" concerts.
2. The smell of an Emo kid's greasy un-washed hair.
3. The smell of Patchouli.

It is sometimes hyphenated.

Guy #1: "Hey man, let's go to th- wait... do you smell that?"

Guy #2: "Yeah... Emo Stench.."

Guy #1: "Shit. Let's get out of here before we wind up reeking like them."

by phroot October 15, 2008

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

Hate Speech

A statement or scientific fact you disagree with but that hurts your fee-fees.

"There are only two genders."
Confused Millennial starts autistic screeching: "THAT'S HATE SPEECH!!!!

by Arohk UD April 12, 2018

Smeech

This is a west country/rural word of old. It means a burning smell or a smell so bad you think you can see it.
My mother, having been born on the Mendips in 1932 uses it alot.

The grilled kippers left a terrible smeech in the kitchen.

The coal fire created a foggy smeech in the lounge.

by Keyte January 1, 2005

stench trench commando

A rediculously gay guy, a man that wears another man's tallywacker as anal ornament.

That guy wearing the pink leotard is a total stench trench commando.

by stillboy615 October 29, 2007