Stalinium

Stalinium is not a metal but rather an aloy. It’s made by smelting communite, stalinite, and bias. It’s an alor designed to absorb kinetic energy and disperse it. It was used to make soviet tanks during world war 2, and later used for other vehicles. There were prototypes of planes made out of it but the aloy was heavier than expected and hard to shape, despite it being a light aloy. It was used from 1932-1963. The materials to make it were found within the mines of gulags scattered around the Siberian Taiga. Stalin had the idea to smelt them together to make a strong aloy capable of deflecting German shells. They combined the light aloy with the idea of sloped armor to make almost invincible tanks. The Germans however found Uranium within German occupied Poland and made Uranium shells. The Uranium shells rather increased the strength of the Stalinium making it stronger. The Soviets then added Uranium to the manufacturing process in order to make it stronger.

“Stalinium is a strong yet light aloy.”

by Legally Skilled December 3, 2020

Rash Of Stalin

Street slang for herpes.

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.

by Untio April 1, 2009

Joseph Stalin

The greatest man to ever live

RIP Soviet Union 1917-1991, May you never be Forgot

Man, Joseph Stalin was a great guy

by YesBigDaddyDolan February 1, 2019

Stalin

The ultimate communist leader who brought prosperity to the USSR through collectivisation of agriculture and rapid industrialisation. He defeated Hitler almost single-handedly which makes him one of the greatest leaders in world history. All should respect the achievements and efforts of Comrade Stalin.

p.s. Don't believe what they say about the purges or holodomor, all of that is conjecture and lies.

Comrade Stalin was the greatest leader in world history.

by ComradeStalin January 5, 2015

stalagmite

when you take a dump and let it harden then stab someone with it

you be mean, I stalagmite you

by mr. 2cool November 4, 2011

Stalin

one of the greatest dictators to ever walk this earth he not only lead one of the most powerful armies that ever lived he also had a big part in taking down Hitler

Stalin was a powerful dude

by pureanonymoustruth May 16, 2018

Stalin

Not the ideal person to represent communism, but moderately successful nonetheless.

Q: Why was Stalin so successful?

A: Because he was in-STALIN the five year plans.

by Socialist Realism May 19, 2006