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wifi squatter

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 10, 2008
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cunt squad

A particularly bitchy clique who are neither liked nor popular, but seem to think they are both. usually comprised of nerds and/or stoners that think they're better than everyone else and need to get the shit beat out of them
guy 1: "that fugly bitch just flipped me off!"

guy 2: "dude, the whore's been hanging out with the techies lately. chalk another one up for the cunt squad."
by frost_wolf93 June 13, 2009
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Victim Squad

A group of kids who hang out at the skatepark and are addicted to several drugs. They all claim they have depression for attention just because their parents don't "understand them". Their parents are normally rich, yet they are blissfully ungrateful and find any way to be the victim of something constantly complaining about "fake friends".
Man 1: Did you see Victim Squad at the skate park again?

Man 2: Yeah they're shit-faced every weekend
by WAoooo October 20, 2019
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Going full squad

An individual who's performance is so outstanding and almost unstoppable that they don't need a team to help them out. Derived from Drake's single "0 to 100/the catchup" although in his song it's "whole squad" rather than "full squad". Full squad is what it sounds like.
Travis: Dude we're losing by 12 kills. There's no way we're gonna win.
Richie: Relax bro, I just got a 2 kill collateral and a triple kill. I'm going full squad right now... Putting the team on my back!!
by ShoeniceXx February 4, 2015
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Jackson Hole Town Square

If you lookup "Jackson Hole Town Square" on youtube you will find a random ass livestream of some random ass intersection in wyoming. At the moment of posting this, it has about 1,700 people watching it. Nobody knows why. Some people believe it was created by the Illuminati.
I have no fucking clue why I'm watching this shitty livestream of "Jackson Hole Town Square".
by WRFEGrewdwerg September 6, 2016
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Ur Hair Square

An insult with such unspeakable power that mere words can't sufficiently describe it. God, Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, Yuhuang, Amaterasu, Bathala, Brahman, Buddha, Jupiter and Zeus once converged together just to prevent this insult from being known to any living creature.
Tony: ur mom gay
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE

As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 5, 2019
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The Hunting Squad

A YouTube who makes very Cringe content. He used to be a Fortnite Kid but got out of it. He is most known for his beautiful yet horrible video - Merch Drop!!!
Your content is so bad it reminds me of The Hunting Squad
by u/glokzf34r November 18, 2019
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