Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

splurting

When a someone has so much preassure in the anus thick liquid will splurt out

Oh him your splurting all over the place !!

by taylon July 6, 2015

splumkin

When one sucks the dick of another whom is taking a shit on the toilet.

I have to poop. Are you up for a splumkin? I know you love sacking cock.

by J.Bethune May 3, 2016

Splurge

To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'

"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"

by eyesbrow May 23, 2016

Splurted

A large amount of squirt.
Similar to a cream pie but more intense.

Last night she Splurted so hard.
I Splurted all over my boyfriend last night.

by Isnuckover July 29, 2016

Splurgeparple

When the cum flies everywhere

'I splurgeparpled'

by I love bum February 15, 2017

Splurk

To ejaculate (following jerking your gurk).

I want you to splurk in my mouth.

by FalskSvensk October 15, 2017