Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)
Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes
by Lollie June 9, 2012
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Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'
Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'
"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"
"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"
"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"
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