Time Splitters 2

This game is highly addictive. It features an epic story mode that tells a great story, with even greater challenges. There are so many great guns on this game it isn't even funny. There is a massively huge multiplayer mod with tons of crazy bots that are helluva tough(like MR. T)and awesomely funny. They also have a mapmaker were you can make your own multiplayer levels and story mode missions. It's extremely detailed and extremely easy so any idiot(like yourself)can pick up the controller and feel special. And there are more then 130 characters available, but you have to try to unlock them through the numerous(around more then 200)Challenge Mode and Arcade League which helps you become a Master at the game like me. And the graphics are very nice and there is no lag and blazing fast and realistic gun play.The sound and music is so great only few games are in it's legue for great music and sound effects.

Time Splitters 2 is the shiznit and Future Perfect will be even better. Since you get to drive cars, and get even more looney characters.

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

urine splitter

Wake up with half chub, need to pee, too much pressure, short curly in pee hole blocking the exit

I missed first hour due to my dirty urine splitter I left in my girlfriends parents master bathroom.

by Crafties June 29, 2018

liquid leg splitter

slang The Sapphire Salute - A very dry martini made from equal amounts of Bombay Sapphire Gin and Absolut Citron Vodka. Served up very cold, with a twist of lime.

When Mary took her first sip of the much anticipated offering, her spine tingled and she smiled saying, "Oh, this is smooth, a real liquid leg splitter."

by Lady Agatha January 11, 2008

Shitter Splitter

A huge oversized penis

Curly is gonna rip you in half with his huge Shitter Splitter.

by sQuickDrill August 27, 2006

Splatterhouse

Released in 1988 by Namco, Splatterhouse was one of the most bloody, grotesque and violent coin-op games ever made. Even by today's standards, it's primitive 2D graphic displays of blood and gore are enough to traumatize a 10 year old child. The object of the game was to guide the bulky, hockey mask wearing, hero, "Rick" through several levels of a horrid mansion in order to rescue his girlfriend Jennifer who mysteriously disappeared into it's hellish depths. The game play is similar to old beat'm ups like Kung-Fu and Vigilante. Although never released outside of Japan, a slightly edited console port did make it to the TurboGrafx-16. With it's intense horror theme, creepy music and fun beat'em up action, Splatterhouse's popularity lead to two sequels released for Sega's Megadrive/Genesis consoles.

Rick: "I've been playing Splatterhouse on my TG16 and now I have to sleep with the lights on!"

Jennifer: "If you think that's scarey, you should play the arcade version!!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Slatter

Another term for "whore" or a "lady of the night."

In Tru Blood, Bill tells Jessica that he doesn't want her out in public looking like a slatter.

by Ember69 August 4, 2010