Spiderwoman

Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.

Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."

by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005

spidermonkey

Simply elite.

Spidermonkey > you

by A fan. March 24, 2004

Spidermonkey

To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.

I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!

by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

spiderman

as a man climaxes while haveing anal sex, he cums in his hand while simultaneously spitting on the chicks back. As she turns around he takes his hand and flings his load in the upset females face. Mimicing a web.

Its like that rap song...we dont superman no more, we just spiderman dat hoe! lol

by big matt April 29, 2008

spiderman

when u jack off into your hand and throw the cum at someone

spiderman slung his web at marry janes face

by gangsterdillweed June 15, 2007

Spiderman

When you you cum in your hand and then throw it on your partner's face.

After Gary was done blowing me I pulled out and came in my hand. I then Spidermaned him in the face.

by clop_2007 August 7, 2007

Spiderman Celebration

The same initial conditions as a spiderman, but finished off by throwing glitter at the girl's cum-soaked face. Also called a razzle dazzle.

I was doing my girl from behind, and gave her the old spiderman celebration. She was pissed!

by Angry John October 9, 2007