discombobulatory speech

when your stepdad uses big words while he's drunk off his ass

that abusive bitch was using discombobulatory speech.

by OOFYBOOMER May 12, 2022

Con-Session Speech

A few words, in which Trump will acknowledge that the better man lost, and graciously, respectfully tell America to go fuck itself.

After a couple of seconds, all the networks cut away from Trump's Con-Session Speech, his last attempt to con the country, understanding that a zero TV rating would be the final, unsurvivable wound.

by Monkey's Dad November 7, 2020

anger speech

different from hate speech in its lack of depth and emotional (rather than intellectual) nature.

I would call it hate speech, but he comes off more like an angry teenager trying to be edgy, so I would call it "anger speech."

by OpenMicHunter April 10, 2020

e speech syndrome

when a person only speaks in a high tone that sounds like the key E. often associated with teens and young adults.

Hey bro
What?
I have something to tell you.
You have e speech syndrome again?
ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHIC????!!!!

by angrymill_mass April 26, 2016

Odesa's Earth Day Speech

A saying that refers a bad speech that will go down hill and become an embarrassment.

'My speech is going to be such and Odesa's earth day speech.'

by May 1, 2023

Elevator Speech

As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.

"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."

by Filthanthropist February 18, 2022

Freedom of Speech

The Birth Right to Say what you want when you want

"Something that does not exist anymore"

"Germany Did Nothing Wrong Europe should be For Europeans"

thats racist and anti-semitic you can't say that

well i thought freedom of speech existed guess not

im sorry dont ban or cancel me

by contagiousTruth September 26, 2022