Nasty Sanchez

When one sticks one's finger up a girls azz and then wipes it under her nose, leaving a "mustache".

Man, you should've seen the look on her face when I gave her a Nasty Sanchez.

by Never Done a Nasty Sanchez September 24, 2003

Sancho Claus

He is the man that does what Santa Claus does Christmas Eve he sneaks in the house at night and drops off some gifts, Sancho Claus in the other hand drops one GIFT and that's for the wife everytime husband is out to work

Guy#1 Hey man my wife has been to tired for sex lately I'm worried I think she might be sick or something..

Guy#2 I dont know man that's what my ex wife used to tell me until I found out Sancho Claus was coming over every time I came to work!!!!

Guy#1 no fucking way man that explains those bruises on her legs...

by Xspotsdamarks April 18, 2018

lazy sanchez

Very similar to the dirty sanchez, only instead of a full mustache, the male stops halfway through and sags the mustache down across the mouth, and even to the chin if there is enough poo to permit.

Im gonna drop trow and give that girl a lazy sanchez!

by juan sanchezze February 8, 2007

QWERTY Sanchez

A sex position for computer gaming nerds invented by the character Zaboo in the award-winning web series The Guild.

Hey, how about we network our computers together and game for a while, and then later we can do the QWERTY Sanchez!

by Guildy713 November 22, 2009

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.

When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005

Sanctuary

Best damn show on television. Features the supermegafoxyawesomehot Amanda Tapping as HBIC Dr. Helen Magnus, and is about her and her team being kick ass. The Sanctuary team also includes Will Zimmerman (the ever-pantless Robin Dunne aka Throbin Bum), Henry Foss (Ryan RyRo Robbins), Kate Freelander (Agam Darshi, the Indian goddess of I'm-freaking-gorgeous).

So basically, Magnus and the like live in this huge, fantastic, castle known as the Sanctuary. The Sanctuary is also home to what the team lovingly refer to as abnormals.

Abnormals are basically any type of creatures not found in nature or cooler versions of X-Men.

I love watching Sanctuary because Amanda Tapping is the most perfect human being in existance.

by abynormal December 4, 2010

dental sanchez

Just like a dirty sanchez, but dirtier! It's when you rub your fingers in your ass and wait for someone to grin, then you wipe it across their teeth. They won't be smiling now!

That guy had a dumbass grin on his face, so I wiped it off with a dental sanchez!

by a-marie March 31, 2005