Southern Omelet

Take 3-4 Large raw eggs, still in the shell. Insert them into a chicks snatch. Get a frying pan and preheat it to about 350 and add a little oil or butter. Then kick the girl as hard as you can in the twat. Make her run around the block and when she returns, have her straddle the pan and squirt out the eggy goodness and enjoy. Add mushrooms and cheese for added pizazz.

We were bored the other night so we whipped up a quick southern omelet.
Alex was hungry and wanted some food. So we cooked him up a southern omelet with out telling him.
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by lebAsaurusRex December 8, 2010

Southern Hitler

Another term for a soul patch, a small square patch of hair grown under a mans bottom lip.

That guy is sporting a southern hitler!

by Moody Pirate House June 7, 2009

Southern Incest

The act of having sweet southern sex with a closely blood related family member. Usually done in the south states of America.

My friend Billy Ray from Alabama is always talking about his southern incest with his cousin..Not sure what that means?

by Southern Christian User/Abuser June 22, 2018

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003

University of Southern California

An elite, private research university which boasts some of the best programs in the country, including the prestigious School of Cinematic Arts and School of Letters, Arts and Sciences. USC has top-20 programs in film, engineering, english, and law. Overall, USC ranks just below rival UCLA, however that is projected to change by 2012, and USC has been climbing the national ranks since being named Time "School of the Year" in 2000.

2009-2010 admissions to the university are extremely tough (23% acceptance rate versus UCLA's 21% acceptance rate).

USC boasts incredible sports teams, including football, where they have won the Rose Bowl three times since 2000 and a national championship in 2004. USC also has 12 national baseball championships.

USC is extremely expensive, but has a higher salary rate after graduation than UCLA. USC is also a better choice for entertainment industry jobs, as USC students have higher field interview records than UCLA students. USC believes in a "Trojan Family" alumni network which give students a much needed advantage to find work in Los Angeles after graduation.

"University of Southern California, home of the Trojans"

by Adroa34 August 10, 2009

Southern Baptist

Currently, the largest protestant denomination. They believe the following:

1.The scriptures (Bible) are the inerrant Word of God.

2.Trinity (ONE God in 3 persons, who are God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit)

3.Salvation is by grace alone. (You cannot work your way to heaven)

4.Once Saved Always Saved (That is, you cannot lose your salvation)

5.Man's nature is sinful.

6.Baptism by immersion. Baptism is a picture of your salvation and it does not save you.

Well, those are some of the basic fundamental beliefs that Southern Baptists have.

Southern Baptists go by what the Bible says alone.

by JohnJohn1186 November 5, 2004

southernism

Any phrase or changing of a word or object in the southern USA.

Ain't is a southernism or "Is not" or "isn't."

by King Kong December 21, 2003