showerboat

A combination of a female receiving a golden shower from one person (male) while a second person (male) is motorboating her.

Also known as a Montreal shower boat

Unfortunately, Grace was not up for some showerboating last night.

by J VanderSnoogen September 2, 2011

Shower Hands

Shower Hands - Adj

Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.

Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands

Guy 2: Sucks bro

by Samael86 February 28, 2014

Shower Box

Another way to say douche bag

(Ducha caja)

Jacque Is such a shower box

by Lovecheer May 29, 2014

Shower pearls

Leftovers, from a wash and wank.

Roger left shower pearls in the shower again.

by Lionel00 July 8, 2016

shower, shake, and shit

While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.

Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.

shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower

Acceptable variations:

- Shower shake shit

- Shower, shake, and shit.

- SSS, 3S, S³

"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"

"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."

by Careem Bob April 12, 2019

shower soup

When a person is taking a shower and proceeds to shit down the drain until the shower floods with brown water.

"Where's Adam?"
"He's making shower soup."
"Jesus, not shower soup."

by Sexybeast1948 June 18, 2019

jumper shower

The act of doing various leg workouts in a hot shower. This is usually done by jumpers who want to gain leg strength. Typically, you wash your face, do a series of calf raises, wash your hair, do a series of calf raises, wash your body, do a series of calf raises, and so on. The heat from the shower relaxes the muscles and works them out better than outside of a shower.

"You going to jump 6' 4" this year, man?"

"Hopefully, I've been taking jumper showers every night for a month now."

by Black Nate October 8, 2007