Peach Smoothie

A woman's genitalia made free of any hair, often performed by professionals.

The blond girl went to the salon to have her bi-weekly peach smoothie.

by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019

The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

red smoothie

A smoothie with a lil blood in it

“Hey man you shove that cup in the cows utter” “yeah man I got that red smoothie”

by Choaz_ssg July 25, 2020

Dookie smoothie

Something is trash or wack.

Man that song was dookie smoothie.

by Queenmojo January 25, 2021

Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).

It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.

by McMorty March 17, 2021

Ketchup smoothie

It is a ketchup smoothie

Simply a smoothie made from ketchup

A ketchup smoothie can be great for any occasion if your thirsty

by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 7, 2021

Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023