smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

Spooked Up

When something or some situation is both super spooky and fucked up at the same time. Can be used to describe a situation or as an emotion.

That dog barking right next to the car while we are parked out in the woods at night has got me spooked up my dude.
Or
That house looks pretty spooked up let's not go there.

by Epicpandapants February 12, 2018

Smoked

Burnt out; in need of sleep because you have partied too much and for too long without it.

Did you see Justin last night, man talk about Smoked!

by Nilesgirl May 7, 2018

Smoked

Not thinking clearly due to a lot of partying and not enough sleep. Out of it.

I couldn't remember where I parked my car today, talk about smoked!

by Nilesgirl March 4, 2018

Smoked

Verb, 1. To collect money from someone for goods or services received.

2. To acquire funds from an individual or business using their credit card or bank account transfer for goods and services.

I just smoked that client's credit card for $10,000 USD.

by Smoker July 21, 2018

smoked

being turned into a cigarette and getting set on fire

person 1: he has been smoked
person 2: rip john

by relleps esrever November 11, 2018