n. 1. the manifestation of objects appearing, disappearing, transforming and transporting. 2. changes in the way we experience time. 3. any sudden, abrupt alteration of physical reality with no apparent physical cause. 4. the source of synchronicity.
John discovered that his keys had experienced a reality shift. He found them right where he'd looked to begin with when he noticed they were missing -- in the very spot where he knew for sure they hadn't been, just a moment before.
by Cynthia Sue Larson September 5, 2003
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Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!
Later that day...
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by Kempo May 17, 2006
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by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006
Get the Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift mug.a jew that descends from yemen but settles in great neck ny (see sneaky yemenite) who also takes up FIFA 10 for PS3. Shifty yemenites usually win by shady moves and bullshit calls by Jew referees.
Tony: Should I play Roi in Fifa 10 tonight?
Jesse: No way. He is a Shifty Yemenite and will likely beat you with Van Persie.
Jesse: No way. He is a Shifty Yemenite and will likely beat you with Van Persie.
by rootzoo December 28, 2010
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"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"
"watch out for your arse around him, hes a shit shifter"
by L. Beck December 16, 2008
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Get the dick shift mug.A set of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that constitutes a way of viewing reality for the community that shares them, especially in an intellectual discipline.
Einstein once said, "imagination is more important than knowledge." He may be partly right, as I apologize, the above definition is for paradigm, perhaps allow me to better example a paradigm shift here. It isn't as wise to not publish a visionary who foresees a better future, using imagination as well as calculation that may ideal a greater reality, despite our seeming knowledge now of the society apparently. Ideally a paradigm shift is an ascension of sorts, like when humankind civillized or evolved, to the point where they stopped believing that the gods wanted them to sacrifice virgins. In a paradigm shift we'd again eat our vegetables instead of smoke them, we'd be creditted from and use what we're made of, such as Hydrogen for fuel instead of pollution. There is a huge higher set of relativity, that can solve virtually all of our foolish worldly problems, a paradigm shift could come from real leadership. Please believe first acknowledging an extreme atomic negativity which could nuke all of us dead, ridding the Earth of all Humans and so their problems, but also imagine on extreme opposite being that of atomic positivity, where prosperity for all simply depends on leadership for their work efficiency, and in that better extreme might most of our foolish little problems be solved also though truly.
by Joven February 24, 2007
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