Sperm Slots

When you spank your hog so you nut out your current child in hopes for a better one

“Yo Brian, I just hit up the sperm slots so I don’t have a retarded ass kid”

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Slot Gobbler

A couple of lesbians who love oral.

I’ll bet they are a couple of slot gobblers who love beaver. Origin a writer named Ed F.

by anonymous July 29, 2023

slot custard

The sweetest dessert in the world

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.

by mattyt107 May 28, 2022

Death Slot

No.2 in the running order of a competition. If someone performs second, they are usually in danger of being forgotten by the public and eliminated from said competition.

Did you see Angela Rippon got eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing?

Yes. But it was hardly surprising. They put her in the death slot.

by Debbie Hanna November 19, 2023

slot dog

Women yelling slot dog at you in a casino

SLOT DOG!

by Slotdog May 13, 2023

Slotted Locket

A slang word for female genitalia.

"Michelle's slotted locket needed to be checked by the doctor."

by WordsNStuff February 6, 2015

slots and slobs

The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.

The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.

by sdneachdude December 17, 2020