slackidemic

An epidemic of slacking. Used to describe slacking on a large and often disastrous scale.

Despite the urgency of escalating health care costs, there seems to be a slackidemic among those in power preventing any meaningful action from being taken.

by Ifni August 31, 2006

slackergic

Promoting the productive or creative energies of those possessing slack. Pertaining to the productivity of a slacker. Any slack promoting or releasing agent.

Billy cobbled together his most ambitious spot welded compositions while chilling to the slackergic riffs of Ska and Rasta music.

by Russell Clark December 7, 2006

slackership

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

Slacker G2

Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure.

My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the anal cavity and so I have to resort to a Slacker G2.

by BigDawg2353 February 24, 2009

Slackerjacker

A person who slacks off while jacking off.

That guy is such a slackerjacker.

by General Radec August 7, 2009

slackadaisical

to procrastinate and get things done very slowly without much worry or ambition.

He was slackadaisical about making dinner reservations and ended up ordering pizza at the last minute.

by DBech June 29, 2011

slackerocracy

A system of government, such as found in many fast food restaurants, where if one is NOT a slacker, one has no voice and is ostracized.

"My work-ethic and can-do attitude didn't fit in at the Waffle House slackerocracy, and they canned me for doing the right thing."

by Nimrod_Nation August 14, 2012