slackership 

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

slackership by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

stalkership 

n., a relationship that involves one person stalking the other

Tiffany: Can you believe that girl just follows him around like that? Creepy, right?

Amanda: Nah, I think it's a beautiful stalkership. You can tell she's really into him.

stalkership by JustYourFanGirl August 26, 2011