Semper Simplify

Semper Simplify: Always make things as simple or least complicated and troublesome as possible.

Her "what do you think about buying a boat or van that we could stay overnight in once in a while?"
Me: "Hmm, if I follow my motto Semper Simplify, I'd ask why would we want to buy an expensive camper van or a live-aboard boat? Why not use that money on Airbnbs and motel rooms for the rest of our lives and forget the boat and camper hassle?"

by Granka July 1, 2018

Simpelle

The same as Simp, but with women.

Jessica: I just donated 500$ to JamesGames, i hope he notices me and i marry him.

Maria: SIMPELLE!

The other girls: oooh we have a simpelle here!

by TheExotiC2 April 2, 2020

simpet

The female variation of a "simp" (switching the male/female gender roles).

A friend of mine who will go unnamed is such a simpet.

by des i guess May 17, 2020

Simporita

The feminine version of “Simp”

That girl is being such a simporita!

by Zingyraindrop90 June 17, 2020

Simpette

A female simp or women who say “they aren’t like other girls”

“Did you see how Sam was treating Julio?” Person 1
“Yeah, she was acting like a total simpette”

by Dante7297 July 20, 2020

Simportant

A word from.the famous community of Simp.

"Girl in game? Gotta friend list her and creep her out by talking everyday, and trying to get into her life by all means, it's simportant"

by BlessedHeaven September 21, 2020

Simportant

When a Simp thinks it's important to display his affection even though it creeps someone out.

"Girl in game? Gotta friend list her and creep her out by talking everyday, and trying to get into her life by all means, it's simportant"

by Ellaphantasticc September 21, 2020