Simpism

Some silly foolish simp who is part of the simp cult with the worst people. Sakura is an example of someone part of simpism.

Sakura is an example of someone part of simpism.

by Shoe456 July 15, 2020

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Simpinitus

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.

Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.

by Great Game J August 3, 2020

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Simpietro

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.

"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"

by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020

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Simpian

A boy thats a huge simp for many girls

you betrayed the boys you you you SIMPIAN

by TTV_DIRTALIZER September 17, 2020

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Simpath

Someone who is highly sensitive to others, but is incapable of distinguishing their emotions from anyone else’s. Resulting in an uncontrolled loop of sympathy-giving akin to a SIMP (Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussy) in pimp culture, who subjugated himself to an inferior person because he can’t control his emotions and impulses.

Man, Henry goes around telling everyone he’s an Empath, but he just gives himself away and gets caught up in however anyone around him is feeling. That’s a mofuckin Simpath if you ask me. And you did.

by Magulligan September 20, 2020

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